My request for 2006
Can we all be around 20% less stupid? If we are all collectively just a little bit cleverer then none of us will ever reply to spam or fall over drunk, or listen to U2.
The benefits will be huge – hospitals will be quieter places, our inboxes have will only have emails we want and people will expect more than rock by numbers accompanied by pseudo-political arse.
How could we occupy this time we have created for ourselves? I don’t know, but I’m going to spend more time walking.
If anyone has any suggestions, let me know!
posted by Chris @ 10:49 AM
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2 Comments:
Not a bad idea, Chris.
I'd like to add to this: It would be most pleasant if we decided that: Christmas would last 60% longer, there was to be 40% less pop-music, 36% less radio, 78% less golf on the TV, 8% less old people, 27% less commercials , 7% wider toilets, 27% more quality litterature (resulting in 52% fewer cook-books), 0.5% less children, 11% more snow, 31% more absurdity, 14% less turnpikes...oh, and 6% more "Simulacrum".
Happy Holidays,
Simen P.
today will have 100% more simulacrum than yesterday! give me 20 minutes...
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