Bargain!

I've just bought a tent!

By Royal Appointment

'Oh Harry! You came and you gave without taking!'

What a lovely fella! Over in the UK, we're so keen to slag off the royals - and Harry gets the most stick - accused of being a rude, drunk, violent druggie. These accusations may all be true, I don't know - but I do know that any fan of box hunting is a friend of mine.

Catch the exclusive interview now! (info over there---->)

Chaos!

Ok, loads of things to cover:

1st: Sorry. No Simulacrum until early next week. If I'd known MJ wanted me to stick up for him I'd have planned earlier. Me and him took a shower together back in '89. It was fine. He has a great porn stash.

2nd: Interviewed ROB THOMAS from Matchbox 20 today. Wanted to hate him, but he was a nice guy. Damn.

3rd: I have almost certainly secured interviews with: An Australian pop star, an African dictator AND a member of the British royal family! Expect all to reach fruition in the next month or so.

4th: Er, there is no 4th.